Aphorisms for the Twenty Tens: An Occassional Series

In which the TwoPictures editorial staff presents freshly-

minted aphorisms for a new decade in a new millenium.

"One can endure a man in a kilt for the length of a short

speech or long toast; but a man in a kilt and a cowboy

hat is a man to be shunned, if not indeed punched."