Demands for refunds from children utilizing the newly-popular
time
machine technology has hit an all-time high. "I thought it
would be super
cool to be travel forward, like, I don't know, thirty
or forty years into
the future to see how totally, totally cool
I'll turn be when I'm older,"
said ten-year old Elijah Flunk, one of
the thousands of disappointed customers.
"But it was totally,
totally not
cool. It wasn't cool at all. I don't know what kind of
scam
these time machine people are running, but I do know this:
I do not turn out to be a a preening jackass like the guy I saw
in the
future. I don't. I just don't. I want my money back.
I want my future back. That's not me.
I'm sorry. It's not."
