Green and Orange are the go-to colors for this year's mountaineer.
Green says:
I care about the environment. Orange says: don't
shoot me.
Put them together and you've got an ensemble that says: don't
shoot
me, I'm an environmentalist.
And that's not all. The attached hoodie
says: I know just enough
about hip-hop to pretend to have an opinion
about the East Coast-West Coast schism. And big black Doc Marten-
style boots say: I attended a Clash concert in 1982. Put all those
statements together
and you're saying one thing loud and clear:
I'm the hepcat of the hills.
Follow me, friend. Follow me.