"How tough was Tessa, the Toughest Cowgirl in the West?"
The cowpoke set
aside his poker hand
and poked at the fire with the poker in his hand.
"Tougher'n
you," he growled.
"Tessa would challenge even the wildest of horses
to
a horse race. 'Winner wins all the shoes',
she'd say. She loved shoes, that Tessa."
He
shook his head, watching the sparks
fly upwards into a sky shot through with stars
like
a roof that's been blasted with buckshot.
"She won every race. Took every shoe.
Right
there at the finish line.
But that wasn't all. Oh, no.
Just winning, well, that wasn't
ornery enough
for Tessa, The Toughest Cowgirl in the West.
The moment she had
those shoes in her hand,
do you know what she'd do?
She'd pitch them. Toss 'em.
Throw 'em away."
The cowpoke shuddered at the thought of it.
"That's how
tough Tessa was,"
he said, and he said it low,
like Tessa just might hear him
if
he wasn't careful.