Big news this week at Mongoose, the

too-too posh hunting club  that maintains

a thousand-acre wood in Yorkshire for

its (barely) secret fox hunts. Celebrity

architect Norris Dapprington-Rusé popped

'round for a ride with tabloid darling Lady

Dangereaux, afterword announcing that

he'd agreed to design a new clubhouse

and theater on the Mongoose grounds,

as well as – in the words of a statement

released by Dapprington-Rusé firm –

'other, more mysterious and less useful

structures'. The mind reels. It does.

It really does. Reader, watch this space.