This year's annual Cowboy Convention in Buckaroo, Colorado was a rollicking success.
To
the surprise of many, the agenda item 'Resolved: Glasgow Rangers football jerseys
shall be
accepted as proper cowboy wear when worn with a traditional cowboy shirt,
so long as said shirt
shall display no less than two (2) embroidered bison' passed by
a wide margin on the first ballot.
In further news, Buckley's Garage was voted 'Service
Station Best Equipped to Cater To The
Needs of Cowpokes, Ranch-hands and Cowgirls'
for the 53rd year running. All and sundry are encouraged
to practice ropin', ridin', and
wrasslin' during the coming year and to join the festivities
at next year's Buckaroo Bonanza.
