The creation of private cheerleading squads, a fad noted in these
pages
earlier [The Bindlestaff Squad, 30 December 2009] continues
apace. Globe-trotting fashion
magnate Martin Sobieski, 'The Cravat
King', announced this week the formation of the Sobieski Glee
Club.
"It's not selfish to have your own squad of cheerleaders," Sobieski
declared.
"They don't just cheer for me. They cheer for what I do.
And what I do makes people happy.
So these cheerleaders of mine,
who are they really cheering for? They are cheering for you.
When
they cheer Martin Is Our King or Everybody Hand Another Benjamin
To Marty, they are cheering for the little guy. It just so happens that
they're
doing it," he explains, "by cheering on the big guy."
